galathil: (Default)
Man, I must have passed out or something but I woke up and all the beer was gone this is like some kind of tragedy.

But hey... look at this

::sniggers:: So... I wonder who's been auctioning off Elronds' cheetos...
galathil: (Default)
You kann neavah hafe too mush alky...

::passes out::
galathil: (Default)
::sways::

::falls over::
galathil: (Default)
I wonder what Cirdan is thinking.

I have, however, found a drinking buddy. His name is [livejournal.com profile] galmod and apparently he has a lot of grandchildren.

::downs a bottle of peach schnapps::

What?

It's not a pansy drink.
It's not.

*hic*

Nevermind. Someone get some beers.
galathil: (pfffffffffft)
::falls over::

no no. I am not drunk. no. *hic*

(new mun)

Jan. 29th, 2003 07:02 pm
galathil: (i dare you to make fun of my hair)
::dances with himself::

Oh my

Jan. 15th, 2003 01:29 am
galathil: (i mock you!  *mock mock*)
It seems my mun has drunkified herself.

And there is a clone of my brother. And like, seven of his, um, wife. And a few of his son-in-law too I thin k though I cannot read because my eyes blur because I drunk am.


I LURVE CIRDAn!!!
galathil: (i mock you!  *mock mock*)
Dear Celeborn
Wow, you live in Mordor now. That is cool. Does your husband still throw darts at pictures of me? How are the kids? I went to Rivendell the other day and gosh, your daughter is so hugely frickin' largifyingly pregnant, hahaha! But then I went to Lindon, and like, my daughter is twice that big. O.o Poor Nimloth. So, um, spread the word to everyone you know: Do not have wraithbabies, it is very unpleasant.
Your little bro,
Galathil


Dear Celebrimbor
You are my half-brother, aparently. That must be interesting. I would say mom is a whore, but she's my mom and that's not nice. Wow, your dad is one of those sons-of-Fëanor that killed my daughter. That must be interesting. You made that funky ring that my scary ex sister-in-law wore all the time. That must be... interesting.
Your, um, brother
Galathil (me)


Dear Nimloth
Please let me know if you want me to hunt down and kill that Witch King guy. Or Dior. Or anyone else. I will kill anyone you want me to. Anything for my baby girl, yes. :)
Your dad
Galathil


Dear Dior
Be good. Or I'll kill you. I might kill you anyway, but just... be good. Okay?
Your father-in-law
Galathil


Dear Dad
Wow, your dad is even worse than you. Poor you. :( ...And if you're wondering who stole your hairgel, it was Celeborn. I swear.
Your son
Galathil


Dear Mom
I hope you enjoyed your vacation mission in Tahiti. :)
Your LOYAL AND OBEDIANT son
Galathil


Yeah, that's all my letters.

No, wait. My mun wants me to write a letter to another mun. O.o


Dear Drew
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZARDS.
Love
Galathil
galathil: (black)
;)

Aah.

Sep. 8th, 2002 06:17 pm
galathil: (blue)
I finally finished up my community service for Estë, and I'm heading back to Middle-Earth. I hear my daughter's preggers, hahaha! And not by Dior. DOUBLE HAHAHA. This calls for a lot of drinking and smoking on my part. WOO.

Also I think maybe I'll visit Círdan. It's been a while since he dumped me made me move out. Maybe he isn't so mad any more. :\
galathil: (blue)
o.o

There is something wrong with the family tree thing. Unless I'm married to my mother.

Random. Thought I'd share.
galathil: (blue)
O_o
galathil: (blue)
It is your fault I started drinking at 13.

It is your fault my daughter hates me.

It is your fault I am a useless drunk.

It is your fault Círdan dumped me.

It is your fault Estë turned me into a rabbit.

It is your fault I am doing community service in Valinor.

Happy Fucking Fathers Day. I hope you choke on something and die.

No.

Jun. 11th, 2002 09:00 am
galathil: (Default)
I am not drunk.

I am not high.

I am not addicted to weed. Nor am I addicted to any alcoholic beverages whatsoever. Nor am I addicted to caffeine.

And I am not a sex fiend.

And I don't like yogurt.

O_O

May. 18th, 2002 03:52 am
galathil: (blue)
my brotheris married i am hungover fklasf asfalf

i think i have a motherhrr and shew as was a secret agent andi rmemeber she wasalways goign onfff on messions when meand clelelborn were babise and daddd was ondrugs my head hurst
galathil: (Default)
Mybibib big brothr iss gettignn marieied todaasdy andia am a m so fuckignn asmashed rightnnt noono no w now now hathhhtht a haha

oohhhhhhhhh caterererers!

lksdjlkdjlk sdflk CRELELELEBORNN I FOUNDND MOR VODKA

oh hi hi hi Nimm mm l nImloth nIMMLOHT NIMLOTH!!!!
galathil: (black)
Mandos Recall Release Form


Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Galathil.

PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Doraith.
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Guy from Doriath.
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): Elf, Sindar.

Spouse (if applicable): .....
  • Name:
  • Species/Race:
  • Is spouse living, dead or resurrected?:
  • If living or resurrected, current relationship status:
  • If living or resurrected, current residence:

    Children (if applicable): :)
  • Name(s): Nimloth!
  • # disowned: No no no.
    Are/have children...
  • Living, dead or resurrected?: Resurrected
  • Former band camp attendee(s)?: Nim-nim did I ever send you to band camp? I think so. Yeah.
  • Produced any Gamgee spawn?: Not that I know of?

    Orientation:
    [] Good
    [] Evil
    [x] Waste of Space

    Historical accomplishment(s): .......................I was a bad son, a bad brother, and a bad father. Nimloth turned out okay, though! So there.

    POST-RESURRECTION INFORMATION
    Current Residence: Grey Havens
    Orientation:
    [] Good
    [] Evil
    [] Slut
    [x] Círdan's bitch
    Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable):
    Reason for return: revenge
    Method of release/escape from Mandos: Filled out forms, was rejected, threatened guards, etc.
    In 100 words or less, justify your existence:
    My daughter turned out okay.



    ----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
    FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:

    WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
    [] YES
    [] NO

    --end of form
  • New Icons.

    May. 6th, 2002 05:02 am
    galathil: (black)
    I'm not a woman anymore.

    I have new Icons.

    I am a sexy bitch.
    galathil: (greeeeeen)
    ..........What the hell?

    Damn it. I knew if I left the basement I'd catch... something. O.o

    O_O

    May. 1st, 2002 11:49 pm
    galathil: (yellow)
    SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MY FATHER, HE IS SCARING THE LIFE OUT OF ME.

    It got my brother too.

    I think the lock-myself-in-Círdan's-basement approach will be put into use again. Maybe I'll be safe there.
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